February 2012
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My brother is awesome.
Brother: *Opens car door*
Me: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Brother:
Me:
Brother: Sweet, let's go.
“We cannot become what we want to be by remaining what we are.”
– Max DePree (via healthylivingforyou)
When you're going to the bathroom and the... →
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The funniest blog ever!!!
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It doesn't matter how many people believe in you.
If you don’t believe in yourself, then nothing else matters.
No one can believe in you for you.
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
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If I could help one person every day to:
Smile
Laugh
Hope
Dream
Discover
Never give up
Realize their potential
…
I could truly say that I helped make a difference.
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The thing to remember is:
You might not be able to forget,
But it’s for a reason.
It’s for when you find something amazing,
And you realize that’s why something else didn’t work out before.
Don’t lose hope,
Don’t lose faith.
New color combination obsession: Navy Blue,...
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
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I remember everything.
It’s my curse.
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What I want even more than to talk about it is to...
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Funny...
How just a picture can elicit such strong, negative emotions.
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
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BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
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What, was I ugly yesterday?
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